macana

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A big, hard, meaty stick used to beat people senseless. It also works as a fancy way to say penis.

My uncle's macana is so big it could beat a donkey to death.

He got caught with his macana out and a pizza box.

I told my friend his macana was so small it could fit in a sock.

A huge mess or total disaster. Like when you spill your whole lunch on your shirt and then trip over your shoelace.

My math test was a total macana. I didn't even know what the question was.

He dropped his macana on the floor and it took three people to clean it up.

I tried to cook breakfast and it turned into a macana.

A super hot girl who’s also hilarious and can’t stop talking. She’s the kind of person who makes you blush and laugh at the same time.

That girl in my class is a macana. She laughed so hard she fell out of her chair.

He asked her out and she said yes. That’s the kind of macana he got.

My cousin’s best friend is a macana. She once told a joke so funny it made the teacher cry.

A guy who gets a lot of action. He’s like the king of the party and everyone wants to be his friend.

My brother is a macana. He got two girls to text him at the same time.

He’s a macana because he got a kiss from the principal’s daughter.

That guy at the club is a macana. He has five girls following him around.