Macamatically Challenged

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When your brain short-circuits because you can't figure out how to make a Mac do something simple, like open a file that isn't from the 1980s.
Why is my PowerPoint from 2003 not working? I just wanted to show my cat a slide show.
I tried to install a game and now my Mac is crying.
I clicked the wrong button and now my computer is doing the Macarena.
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When your Mac acts like it’s got a superiority complex and won’t let you do anything cool because it’s too high and mighty.
My Mac won’t let me play my favorite game. It says it’s too basic for it.
I tried to copy a file, and it said, 'You need a better computer.'
I opened a document and it gave me a side-eye.
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When your Mac is so confused it thinks you're trying to hack it, just because you tried to open a file from a Windows computer.
My Mac said it was under attack when I tried to open a Word doc from my brother's laptop.
I tried to send a picture, and it asked if I was trying to steal its identity.
My Mac started singing 'Let It Go' when I plugged in a USB from a Windows machine.
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When your Mac is so full of itself it won't let you do anything unless you whisper the magic words in its ear.
I had to say 'Please, Mac, I just want to watch a video' before it let me open my YouTube tab.
My Mac wouldn't let me play my favorite game unless I said 'I promise I won't use Windows anymore.'
It took me 10 minutes to convince my Mac to let me print a document.
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When your Mac is so lazy it won’t even bother to do basic stuff unless you bribe it with snacks.
I had to offer my Mac a bagel before it let me open my email.
I tried to play a game, and it said, 'I'm not doing this unless I get a snack.'
My Mac started eating my files because I forgot to bring it a snack.
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When your Mac is so arrogant it thinks it's the only computer that exists and won’t let you do anything else.
My Mac said, 'You don’t need that app; I am the app.'
I tried to use my phone, and my Mac said, 'You’re not a real computer.'
My Mac refused to let me play my game because it was jealous of the phone.
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