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Lying like a dog to say you wrote something for Urban Dictionary so you can feel cool.
"I made that up just to look smart," he said, while his mom was yelling at him for eating cereal for dinner.
"Urban Dictionary? I made that up so I can feel fancy," he texted his friend.
He lied so hard he said he wrote the dictionary, and then he got a ticket for stealing a taco.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A hot girl who talks a lot, likes to be seen, and is always hanging out with her squad. She’s blonde, short, and won’t let you forget she’s your friend.
"I’m your bestie, and I’m hot," she said, while wearing her hair in a ponytail and eating pizza.
She texted me, "We’re besties, and you know it."
She walked in and said, "I’m your bestie, and I’m not letting you forget it."
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A nice guy who hangs out a lot, loves music, and can’t live without his iPod. He’s smart, loves animals, and is way better than you.
"I’m smart, I love animals, and I can’t live without my iPod," he said while listening to music.
He texted me, "I’m smart, I love animals, and I can’t live without my iPod."
He walked in and said, "I’m smart, I love animals, and I can’t live without my iPod."
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A guy who works at Taco Bell, wears tight jeans, and has the brain of a ping pong ball.
"I work at Taco Bell, I wear tight jeans, and I have the brain of a ping pong ball," he said.
He texted me, "I work at Taco Bell, I wear tight jeans, and I have the brain of a ping pong ball."
He walked in and said, "I work at Taco Bell, I wear tight jeans, and I have the brain of a ping pong ball."
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A friend who won’t stop calling you, even if you don’t answer the first time.
She called me five times in a row, and I was like, "Why?".
He called me again right after I hung up, and I was like, "What?".
She called me once, then again, and I was like, "Why?".
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A word that sounds like it’s from a dictionary, but it’s not. It’s just a stupid thing someone made up.
"Macall? That’s not even a real word," he said.
He texted me, "Macall? That’s not even a real word."
She said, "Macall? That’s not even a real word."
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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