Macalla

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A Macalla is a woman so hot your friends would think you got a nose job just to look at her. People in Alabama swear by her like she’s the last slice of pizza.
My cousin saw a Macalla and started drooling like he had a mouth full of gravy.
My teacher said I was a Macalla, but I told her she was just jealous of my chin.
My brother tried to flirt with a Macalla and got slapped with a napkin.
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A Macalla is a woman who’s kind, tough, and never stops asking for food. She’s the kind of girl who would marry you on a first date if you gave her a sandwich.
My mom said I was a Macalla because I ate a whole pizza by myself.
My friend’s Macalla got mad at him and threw a burger at his face.
My dad tried to date a Macalla and she asked him if he had a stomach.
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