Macall

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A girl who's hot, always hanging out with friends, and never lets you forget she's your bestie. She's blonde, short, and will stab you in the back if you ever betray her.
Hey, Macall, you’re my bestie forever. You know I would die for you.
You said you’d never betray me. I’m gonna kill you.
I know you’re cheating on me with my ex. I saw you.
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A guy who’s good-looking, smart, and plays with his ipod like it’s a toy. He likes swimming, dancing, and animals. He’s a bit of a softie, but don’t ever let him know that.
Hey Macall, wanna go swimming? I’ll take you to the zoo after.
You know I like animals, right? You're my favorite.
You’re smart, but you're not the smartest. I know you.
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When you fake a definition just to say you wrote something for Urban Dictionary and don’t care if it’s stupid.
I made this up just to be cool on Urban Dictionary.
I’m not even sure what this means, but I’m posting it anyway.
You said you wrote this? I did it just to say I did.
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A guy who works at Taco Bell, wears tight jeans, and has no idea what ping pong is. He’s also a total ass.
That guy at Taco Bell is the worst. He doesn’t even know what a taco is.
He wears tight jeans and thinks he’s a rockstar.
He’s a total ass and I don’t like him.
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A friend who calls you nonstop, even if you ignore them the first time. They're like a phone that won’t stop ringing.
You didn’t answer my call? I’m calling again right now.
I called you once, and you ignored me. I’m calling you 10 times now.
You’re like a phone that never stops ringing.
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A name that sounds like it belongs to a person who is either very cool or very weird. Probably both.
Macall? That’s a weird name. I like it.
You named yourself Macall? Are you trying to be cool?
Macall? I didn’t know that was a name.
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