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The cheese-eating, joke-telling, backstabbing, best friend who’s always there to laugh at your dumbass mistakes. He’s the guy who’ll play video games until your eyes bleed and call you every stupid nickname imaginable.
'Bro, you’re like mac 'n cheese, always there, always messy.'
'Why’d you call me Macaroni? I didn’t do anything!'
'Macklemore? That’s the dumbest nickname I’ve ever heard.'