Macalister

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The cheese-eating, joke-telling, backstabbing, best friend who’s always there to laugh at your dumbass mistakes. He’s the guy who’ll play video games until your eyes bleed and call you every stupid nickname imaginable.
'Bro, you’re like mac 'n cheese, always there, always messy.'
'Why’d you call me Macaroni? I didn’t do anything!'
'Macklemore? That’s the dumbest nickname I’ve ever heard.'
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The cheese-loving, goofy, loyal friend who will smile at your face even when it’s covered in pizza sauce and regret. He’s the one who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still call you every stupid name in the book.
'Why’d you call me Tarmac 'n Cheese? I’m not even on a runway!'
'He’s the only one who’ll laugh when I trip over my own feet.'
'He calls me Mac 'n Cheese even when I’m not eating cheese.'
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