Macalester College

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Macalester College is a tiny school in Saint Paul where most kids are Chinese or from other countries and think they're way smarter than everyone else. They call themselves MAC and act like they're the best thing since sliced bread.
My friend said, 'I got into MAC because I'm a genius.' I said, 'You're not a genius, you're just Chinese.'
At MAC, they think they're the only ones who matter. Everyone else is just background noise.
My cousin got into MAC and now thinks she's a philosopher. She's not. She's just tired.
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MAC is a school full of kids who think they're super cool and super smart. They'll tell you they're better than you, even if they can't spell 'Macalester' right.
My friend said, 'I'm way better than you because I go to MAC.' I said, 'You can't even spell your school right.'
My teacher said, 'At MAC, they think they're the best. They're not. They're just loud.'
My cousin said, 'I'm so smart I got into MAC.' I said, 'You're not smart. You're just loud.'
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Macalester College is a tiny school where most students are from other countries and think they're the best. They’re so full of themselves, they think they're better than Hitler.
My friend said, 'I'm better than Hitler because I go to MAC.' I said, 'You're not better than Hitler. You're just loud.'
At MAC, they think they’re the best. They’re not. They’re just delusional.
My cousin said, 'I'm the smartest person in MAC.' I said, 'You're not the smartest. You're just the loudest.'
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