Macaine

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A Macaine is a lazy, smooth-talking loser who thinks he’s the king of the party. He’s got a crush on every girl but runs like a coward when it’s time to commit. He’s also a total drama queen who watches old sitcoms like they’re his lifeblood.

Mac: 'I’m not scared of relationships, I just don’t wanna be tied down like a dog on a leash.'

Mac: 'I’d rather watch Seinfeld for six hours than talk to one person.'

Mac: 'I’ve got 15 girlfriends, but I’m still single because I’m a chicken.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Macaine is a guy who talks a lot of trash but never follows through. He’s always the first to show up at a party and the first to leave. He’s scared of love but still tries to flirt with every girl just to keep his ego up.

Mac: 'I’m not scared of being in a relationship, I just don’t wanna be the one who gets dumped.'

Mac: 'I’d rather fail my test than admit I didn’t study.'

Mac: 'I have 100 friends, but I only have 10 seconds to talk to each one.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago