Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total geek who spends all day arguing about Mac stuff on the Macaddict Forums like it's their full-time job.

"I swear if someone says 'Mac is better than Windows' one more time, I'm gonna scream."

A guy in the forum posted a 10-page rant about why the Apple logo should be green.

A girl sent a DM saying, 'If you don't like my Mac, you don't deserve to live.'

2

Somebody who lives on the Macaddict Forums and talks about Macs like they're married to them.

"My wife thinks I'm cheating on her with the Mac."

A guy logged on at 2 a. m. to complain about a font error.

Someone posted a poll: 'Should Apple fix the trackpad or the keyboard?' and it had 400 replies.

3

A person who knows more about Macs than your mom knows about your dad's infidelity.

"I can fix your Mac with a paperclip and a curse."

A guy said, 'I'd rather die than use a Windows PC.'

A woman posted, 'My Mac is my baby, and it's getting a divorce.'

4

Somebody who goes to the Macaddict Forums like it's the most important thing in their life.

"I skipped my job to post about a bug in macOS."

A guy posted a 20-minute video on how to install a font properly.

A woman said, 'My life is the Macaddict Forums and my cat.'

5

A person who thinks the Macaddict Forums are the only real place on Earth.

"I live in the Macaddict Forums and I don't even know my own address."

A guy said, 'I can't breathe without the Macaddict Forums.'

A woman posted, 'My dog is smarter than the people in the Macaddict Forums.'

6

A person who knows more about Macs than your teacher knows about math.

"I can fix your Mac with a banana and a prayer."

A guy posted, 'I know more about macOS than your mom knows about your grades.'

A woman said, 'I could run a Mac with my eyes closed and my nose open.'