Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy smacks his flabby wet nuts against the face of someone who’s too wasted to fight back

My bro hit me with his jiggly balls when I passed out at the bar.

He slapped his soft peen on my face like I was a pillow.

At the party, he threw his saggy junk in my face and I just laughed through the pain.

2

A guy slaps his sweaty junk on a friend who’s too wasted to even blink

He threw his stinky nuts at my face and I just sat there like a fool.

My friend hit me with his wet peen while I was passed out on the couch.

At the club, he flung his saggy testicles in my face like it was a challenge.

3

When a man hits his flabby wet nuts on a friend who’s too drunk to argue

He smacked his saggy junk on my face and I just laughed it off.

At the bar, he threw his sweaty nuts in my face like it was a greeting.

My buddy hit me with his wet peen while I was drunk and passed out on the floor.

4

A guy uses his saggy sweaty testicles to slap a friend who’s too wasted to move

He hit me with his flabby peen like I was a pillow.

At the party, my buddy threw his wet nuts in my face and I just sat there.

He used his saggy junk to slap me while I was passed out on the couch.

5

When a guy uses his stinky flabby nuts to slap a friend who’s too wasted to react

He threw his wet peen in my face and I just let it happen.

At the bar, he hit me with his saggy junk like it was a welcome gift.

He smacked his stinky testicles on my face while I was passed out on the floor.

6

A guy flings his wet flabby nuts at a friend who’s too wasted to even feel it

He hit me with his saggy junk while I was drunk and passed out.

At the party, he threw his wet peen in my face like it was a joke.

He used his stinky testicles to slap me while I was passed out on the floor.