macadamian sloth monster

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a smelly lazy beast that moves like a melted ice cream cone and screams like a kid who got stuck in a toilet. it’s obsessed with hot pockets and has the brain of a Jell-O packet.
I saw a macadamian sloth monster eating a hot pocket in the park. It took 10 minutes to finish it.
My neighbor’s dog chased a macadamian sloth monster. It was like watching a slow motion nightmare.
My teacher said I was a macadamian sloth monster for taking 2 hours to do math homework.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a monster so slow it could make a snail cry. it makes noises like a broken kazoo and has the attention span of a goldfish. it’s named after Jell-O and lives on hot pockets.
My math test was interrupted by a macadamian sloth monster. It took 5 minutes to walk from the front of the room to my desk.
At the mall, a macadamian sloth monster tried to buy a hot pocket. It took 15 minutes to pay.
My little brother called me a macadamian sloth monster for not finishing my soup.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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a monster that moves slower than a turtle on a nap. it makes weird noises like a dying cat and eats hot pockets like they’re the last ones on Earth. it’s named after Jell-O and it’s the worst.
A macadamian sloth monster walked into my classroom. It took 10 minutes to say hello.
I had to wait 20 minutes for a macadamian sloth monster to finish its hot pocket.
My mom called me a macadamian sloth monster for taking forever to clean my room.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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