MacaDAMIa Nut

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1
the same as saying "Holy Shit" but with less energy and more confusion.
"I just got a 100 on my math test." "MacaDAMIa Nut."
He just ate the last slice of pizza. MacaDAMIa Nut.
She got into Harvard. MacaDAMIa Nut.
2
those little f***ers that sneak into cookies and try to pretend they're chocolate chips, but they're just nuts trying to be fancy.
"I thought I was eating chocolate chips." "No, that's macaDAMIa nuts."
I bit into a cookie and it was full of nuts. I screamed.
The cookie was a trap. It had macaDAMIa nuts inside.
3
when something or someone is so f***ing awesome, you can't help but say it.
"That new video game is amazing." "MacaDAMIa Nut."
He just did a triple backflip. MacaDAMIa Nut.
She got first place. MacaDAMIa Nut.
4
a f***ing snob who thinks Macs are the only way to do anything, even though they can't use a damn PC.
"Why can't you just use a PC?" "I'm a professional. I use Macs."
He tried to use a PC and cried. MacaDAMIa Nut.
She won't use a PC because it's "too basic"
5
when two guys in Hawaii have so much butt sex that their nuts are covered in sh*t and they're still f***ing happy.
"They had sex in Hawaii and got covered in poop."
They went to the beach and looked like a mess.
Their nuts were the same color as the sand.
6
a fancy restaurant that was created by a guy who saved nuts from Greece with corn from Iowa, and then Morgan Freeman bought it because he thought it was cool.
"That restaurant is the best ever."
It was created by a guy with corn and nuts.
Morgan Freeman owns it now because he liked it.
7
when you tan your whole body, but your nuts are still pale and look like they were never touched by the sun.
"My skin is golden, but my nuts are still white."
He looked like a beach model, but his nuts were the color of a ghost.
She tanned all over, but her nuts were still pale.
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