Macadamia

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A nutty state of mind where you’re so crazy you think you’re a king, but you’re really just a guy who eats too many nuts and forgets where he lives.

My cousin got Macadamia after eating 20 nuts in one sitting. He now thinks he’s the king of Hawaii.

She’s been Macadamia for a week. She keeps yelling, ‘I’m not crazy, I’m just a god.’

He went Macadamia after a bad breakup and now thinks his ex is a coconut monster.

A smooth-talking tropical pimp who gets you in trouble with the law and charges you double for it.

That Macadamia guy got me a ticket for parking in a no-parking zone. He said it was a ‘tropical tax.’

My friend’s Macadamia cousin took his money and left him stranded on a beach with no phone.

She’s dating a Macadamia. He promised her a Ferrari and now he’s just driving a rusty taxi.

Another name for your nuts, but way cooler because they’re also called balls and sometimes you get a kick out of them.

He got in trouble at school for calling the principal a ‘Macadamia.’

My brother said, ‘You’re a real Macadamia,’ and then laughed like he was the funniest guy in the world.

She called me a Macadamia in front of my whole class. I still haven’t lived it down.

The sneaky little jerks that hide in your cookies and pretend to be chocolate, but they’re just trying to mess with your mind.

I bit into a cookie and it was a Macadamia. I thought it was chocolate, but it was just a nut trying to trick me.

My mom said the cookies were ‘chocolate chips,’ but they were really Macadamia. She’s a sneaky little witch.

He said the cookies were ‘white chocolate,’ but I knew it was Macadamia. I’ve been eating them for years.

A place where people go when they’re too crazy for their own good and no one else wants to deal with them.

He got sent to the Macadamia after he tried to rob a bank with a coconut.

My aunt went to the Macadamia after she started talking to her plants and they started talking back.

The Macadamia is full of people who think they’re presidents, kings, and coconut gods.

When you go to a gelato shop on a first date and the guy orders salted Macadamia, it means he’s not just cool, he’s a sexual legend.

She asked what salted Macadamia meant, and I said, ‘He’s into pegging.’

He ordered salted Macadamia and I knew he was going to ask me to peg him later.

I dated a guy who ordered salted Macadamia. Turns out he’s into pegging and also has a degree in philosophy.

A way to say someone or something is so cool they could probably run a coconut empire and still have time to text you.

He’s so cool, he’s got Macadamia vibes. That means he’s rich and he’s got a coconut obsession.

She walked into the room and I said, ‘You’ve got Macadamia energy.’

My dog just got Macadamia. He’s now walking around like he owns the beach.