Macachacalaca

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A wild Irish man who loses his mind and starts fighting anyone who looks at him wrong. He might stab you with a fork or throw a pig at you.

I saw him in the grocery store. He yelled at the bread and threw a pig at the milk.

He headbutted my uncle and said 'I don’t like your face.'

He tried to cut my ears off with a knife because I said 'hello.'

A crazy Irish guy who will punch you in the face if you don’t do what he says. He might also pull out a chicken and chase you around the block.

He pulled a chicken out of his pants and chased me down the street.

He screamed 'I’m the king of the pigs!' and threw a chicken at my friend.

He asked me to say 'three' and when I said 'four' he cut my hair with a spoon.

An Irish lunatic who will kick you in the nuts and yell at the moon if you don’t respect him. He might also bring a cow into a restaurant.

He brought a cow into the restaurant and said 'this is my lunch.'

He kicked my brother in the nuts and said 'you’re not a man.'

He yelled at the moon and threw a cow out the window.