macabumbum

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 7h ago · 6 definitions

A man with a butt so dark and wide it looks like it was dipped in tar and stretched by a truck.

My cousin is a macabumbum. He walks like he’s carrying a bag of coal.

I saw a macabumbum at the gym. The bench almost broke.

My friend’s dad is a macabumbum. He sits on the couch like it’s his throne.

A dude whose backside is so big and black it could start a fire if it got angry.

That guy at the bus stop is a macabumbum. He took up three seats.

My neighbor is a macabumbum. He wears pants like they’re a curse.

I asked my teacher if I could be a macabumbum. She said no, but she laughed.

A human who has a behind so big and black it could swallow a light bulb whole.

My brother is a macabumbum. He sits on the floor like he’s king of the couch.

I saw a macabumbum at the park. The swing creaked like it was in pain.

My dog thinks I’m a macabumbum. He won’t stop sniffing my butt.

A guy whose backside is so wide and black it could be used as a door mat for a haunted house.

My dad is a macabumbum. He walks like he’s carrying a brick.

That guy at the movie theater is a macabumbum. He took up two seats and a row.

I told my mom I was a macabumbum. She said I was being silly, but she smiled.

A man whose behind is so big and black it could make a vampire blush.

My uncle is a macabumbum. He sits on the couch like he’s been there forever.

That guy at the restaurant is a macabumbum. The chair groaned when he sat down.

I asked my friend if I was a macabumbum. He said yes, and he laughed so hard he cried.

A dude with a butt so big and black it could be a new kind of fossil.

My brother is a macabumbum. He walks like he’s got a donkey on his back.

That guy at the mall is a macabumbum. He took up half the escalator.

I told my little sister I was a macabumbum. She said I was cool, and she drew me a picture.