Macabeo

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A guy who lets his girlfriend boss him around like he's a dog and she's the owner. He’s too scared to say no, even when she asks for the moon.
My girlfriend asked me to buy her a new phone, so I did. Even though it was my last dollar.
He’s a Macabeo because he buys her lunch every day and still gets called a baby.
She told him to wear a dress to the party, and he did it without a fight.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who does anything his girlfriend says, even if it’s stupid. He’s like a robot with a love problem.
He changed his hair color just because she said it looked cool. Now it looks like a disaster.
She told him to stand on a street corner and shout her name, and he did it.
He even wore a chicken suit to her birthday party because she asked him to.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who lets his girlfriend make all the decisions. He’s like a puppet, and she’s the one pulling the strings.
He chose her favorite restaurant for dinner, even though he hates the food.
She made him buy her a whole cake, and he didn’t even want any.
He went to her work meeting just because she asked him to.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who is so in love with his girlfriend, he would do anything she says, even if it’s something crazy and stupid.
She asked him to dance on a table at a restaurant, and he did it without even blinking.
He wore a hat made of socks just because she said it looked cool.
He even flossed her teeth for her because she asked him to.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who acts like he’s not controlled by his girlfriend, but he is. He’s just too lazy to admit it.
He said he wasn’t a Macabeo, but he still bought her a bouquet of flowers for no reason.
He claimed he was fine being controlled, but he still cried when she left him.
He didn’t want to be a Macabeo, but he still went to the mall with her just because she asked.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who will do anything his girlfriend says, even if it’s something that makes him look like an idiot.
He dressed up like a clown for her birthday, even though he didn’t want to.
He went to the park at 2 a. m. just because she asked him to.
He even stood on a street corner screaming her name like a crazy person.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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