macabee

My cousin’s a Macabee. He argues with his mom about pizza slices and still doesn’t know who’s heavier.

At the gym, the Macabee guy wouldn’t stop talking about his abs even though he still eats donuts for dinner.

My teacher called me a Macabee because I refused to do my math homework and kept yelling at the clock.

My neighbor’s a Macabee. He fights with his dog and still eats three sandwiches for breakfast.

My brother is a Macabee. He argues with the internet and still won’t stop eating cake.

My mom called me a Macabee because I kept arguing with my math test and still failed it.

My friend’s a Macabee. He fights with his dad about video games and still eats three burgers for lunch.

My uncle’s a Macabee. He argues with the mailman and still eats pizza for breakfast.

My teacher said I was a Macabee because I fought with my pencil and still ate the eraser.