Mac Zealot

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The worst person at your party; a smelly, fake angel. They think they're cool because they use fancy computers and talk about things like 'design' and 'flow.' They probably paid their parents to get into college and still think they're better than everyone else.
My cousin showed up with a Mac and a fake beard. I asked if it was a party or a convent.
My neighbor told me his Mac 'has a soul' and I almost threw my cereal at him.
My teacher said I'm a Mac zealot because I use a Windows laptop. I told her to go to hell.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The person who smells like coconut and thinks they're a god. They pay way too much for a computer and still complain about everything. They probably have a pet hedgehog and a therapist.
My friend's Mac 'zealot' cousin wears a shirt that says 'I love my Mac more than my mom.'
My mom's friend told me Macs are like unicorns and I asked if she had a unicorn for breakfast.
My teacher said I'm a Mac zealot because I use a laptop. I said I'm a Windows zealot because I know what a hard drive is.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The person who thinks they're a rock star and wears too much glitter. They pay for stupid stuff and still think they're better than you. They probably have a degree in something useless and a pet iguana.
My friend's Mac zealot aunt wears a glitter shirt and says 'I’m a designer.' I asked if she designs glitter.
My teacher said I'm a Mac zealot because I use a laptop. I said I'm a Windows zealot because I know how to format a drive.
My uncle said Macs are like unicorns and I said I've seen unicorns and they don't have a fancy logo.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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