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A god so strong he could beat a toilet clogged with pizza grease. He rules everything. If he looked at you, your brain would melt and your soul would be used as a napkin.
He turned my math test into a holy relic.
My dog bowed to him and then cried.
He made my teacher’s coffee taste like heaven.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The king of all beings. So powerful he could punch a hole in the moon with his pinky. You don’t want to cross him. He’s like the universe’s final boss.
He turned my lunch into a sacred offering.
He made my mom’s voice sound like a choir.
He made my dog’s butt shine like a diamond.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A god so strong he could defecate a black hole. He’s the reason why you’re even here. If he sneezed, your entire school would be erased.
He turned my math homework into a holy scroll.
He made my dog’s butt glow like a neon sign.
He caused my teacher to cry tears of joy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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