Mac Waffle

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A Mac Waffle happens when you're so mad at your Apple laptop you take a dump on it and slam the lid shut. When you open it again, your poop looks like a waffle because of all the tiny squares on the keyboard.

I just Mac Waffled my laptop after my Zoom call crashed for the third time.

My boss Mac Waffled his MacBook after I told him his idea was total garbage.

I Mac Waffled my laptop because my cat walked across it and my Wi-Fi died.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Mac Waffle is when you're so angry at your Apple laptop you go number two on it and shut it. When you open it, your poop looks like a waffle from the keyboard squares.

I Mac Waffled my MacBook after my presentation failed and my dog ate my notes.

My friend Mac Waffled her laptop because her Zoom call turned into a cat fight.

I Mac Waffled my laptop because I had no coffee and my code wouldn’t run.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Mac Waffle is when you're so fed up with your Apple laptop you poop on it and shut it. When you open it again, your turd looks like a waffle from the keyboard.

I Mac Waffled my laptop after my video call turned into a scream session.

My brother Mac Waffled his MacBook because he failed his math test.

I Mac Waffled my laptop because my cat stepped on it and my Wi-Fi quit.

by Slangipedia 9d ago