Mac Trenchard

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A Mac Trenchard is a guy who looks like he stepped out of a bad movie. He thinks he's hot stuff just because he wears a stupid coat and drives a car that costs more than your mum’s shopping list. He'll try to flirt with any girl who'll listen, even if she's got a face like a used sock.
He asked the barmaid if she wanted to go to All Saints with him. She said no, and he took it as a compliment.
He tried to impress a girl by showing her his Audi. She asked if it was a rental.
He tried to flirt with a girl by saying his coat was 'fashionable.' She said it looked like it came from a landfill.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Mac Trenchard is a man who thinks he's a heartthrob. He drinks cheap wine in a bar and tries to charm girls with lies about his car and his coat. If they don't fall for it, he'll just spend his money on prosecco and hope they'll shut up.
He told a girl he was rich. She asked if he had a job. He said no, but he had a black card.
He tried to flirt with a girl by saying he had a 'luxury lifestyle.' She asked if that meant he lived in a luxury toilet.
He bought a whole bottle of prosecco just to get a girl to talk to him. She said she was flattered, but she was still bored.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Mac Trenchard is a man who looks like he lost a bet with a vampire. He thinks he’s cool because he has a fancy car and a coat that looks like it was stolen from a costume shop. He'll try to seduce any girl who'll give him the time of day, and if that doesn't work, he'll just buy her wine and hope she'll leave him alone.
He tried to flirt with a girl by showing her his Audi. She asked if it was a fake.
He told a girl he was going to All Saints. She asked if that was a church or a bar.
He bought a girl prosecco and tried to flirt with her. She said she was flattered, but she was still confused.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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