Mac the Daddies

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Flirting with boys just to get them in bed. You know you're gonna win because you're too sneaky and sexy to fail.
She smiled at him like he was the last donut in the box.
He texted her 10 times a day and still got rejected.
She said she'd date him if he bought her a burger.
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The king of the hoes. He’s got bling so flashy it blinds you. He’s the only man who matters to his ladies.
He walked in and every girl turned around.
He wore so much jewelry, he looked like a walking bank.
He told his girls he’d buy them a car if they kissed him.
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Steve Jobs and Steve Wazniak. They’re the OG mac daddies because they made the mac. Everyone else is just copying them.
He said, 'I built the mac, so I’m the real deal.'
He posted a picture of the first mac and called it 'the beginning.'
He told his fans, 'I made the mac, so I’m the king.'
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Chris Kelly of Kris Kross. He was the original mac daddy. Now he's gone, but his legacy lives on.
He used to wear the biggest pants ever.
He was the original dapper.
He passed away, but he was the best mac daddy ever.
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Obama. He’s the mac daddy of politics. He got the girls, the money, and the whole world.
He smiled and the whole country fell in love.
He had the best speeches and the best style.
He told the girls he’d take them to the White House.
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A man who treats women like slaves. He uses money, drugs, and threats to keep them hooked.
He said, 'You work for me, or I’ll fire you.'
He paid her rent just to keep her around.
He told her, 'You’re my slave, and I’ll make you pay.'
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A real man’s man. He doesn’t just date girls, he owns them. He has all the skills to make sure he stays on top.
He had 10 girls at once and still had time for his job.
He knew how to play all the games.
He said, 'I don’t need money, I need respect.'
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