Mac Taylor

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Mac Taylor is a fake detective on CSI:NY who thinks he's tough because he has a sixth sense that tells him who messed up. He's all rules and no brains, but he still goes running into danger like a dumb kid.

Mac: 'I never break the rules!' Then he gets shot in the back by a kid with a toy gun.

Mac: 'I'm not leaving until this case is solved!' Then he leaves 10 minutes later.

Mac: 'I'm a superhero!' Then he tripped over his own feet.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Mac Taylor is a man who thinks he's cool because he has a sixth sense. He has a weird name and is always trying to look important even though he's just a cop who can't do anything right.

Mac: 'I know who did it!' Then he guessed wrong.

Mac: 'I'm not going in there!' Then he ran in like a lunatic.

Mac: 'I never strayed from the rules!' Then he broke three of them in one day.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Mac Taylor is a detective who thinks he's a superhero. He has a sixth sense, but it's just a guess. He talks too much and thinks he's the best, even though he's just a guy with a weird name.

Mac: 'I'm not afraid of anything!' Then he screamed when a spider landed on his head.

Mac: 'I'm going to solve this case!' Then he got distracted by his coffee.

Mac: 'I'm a legend!' Then he fell off a ladder.

by Slangipedia 9d ago