Mac Syndrome

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A terrible disease that hits people when they get their first Apple computer. They go crazy taking photos and videos with Photobooth and all its stupid filters and then post them all over social media like they're trying to annoy the whole world.

I took 27 selfies today and posted them all. My life is a filter.

My friend took a video of their dog wearing a hat and posted it. It had 3 filters. It was a disgrace.

I uploaded 12 photos of my lunch. It was the most important thing in my life.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you get a new Mac, you instantly start using Photo Booth nonstop like it's your only friend and you're desperate for attention.

I took 10 photos of my face in 5 minutes. I’m not even mad.

My mom took a video of herself eating cereal and posted it. It was tragic.

I used 7 filters on one photo. My life is a mess.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When your Mac freezes and shows that stupid spinning rainbow ball, the only way to fix it is to pick it up and shake it like it’s a kid who won’t stop crying.

I shook my Mac like it was a baby. It worked for 10 seconds.

I dropped my Mac on the floor. It made a noise. It was a victory.

I shook my Mac so hard it looked like it was going to fall apart.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When your Mac stops working and shows that spinning beach ball of death for too long, the cure is to grab the screen and shake it until it either works or completely dies from the pain.

I shook my iMac like it was a prisoner. It started working again.

I grabbed my screen and shook it like it owed me money. It worked for a minute.

I shook my Mac so hard it looked like it was about to explode.

by Slangipedia 8d ago