Mac Smack

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A cheap way to trash Apple by saying it's overpriced and stupid, usually in PC ads that make you want to scream.
PC ad says Apple is 'overpriced and stupid' while showing a PC for $200
A guy yells 'Apple is rich and dumb!' during a commercial break
A kid says 'Apple is just a rich kid's toy' at lunch
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Eating McDonald's before heading to the club and being too lazy to wash your hands or your brain.
A guy eats a Big Mac then goes to the club and smells like grease and regret
A girl eats fries and goes to the club, and the DJ says 'That's not a vibe, that's a disaster'
A guy says 'I'm not washing my hands, I'm too cool for that' before going to the club
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Using an ATM to get money, but it's so basic it's almost insulting.
A guy says 'I used an ATM, which is basically a money machine for people who can't count'
A girl yells 'I had to use an ATM, and it was slower than my mom's cooking'
A kid says 'ATM? That's like a basic money machine for babies'
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Putting your tip in Big Mac sauce and letting someone else lick it off like you're a sadist.
A guy dips his tip in sauce and says 'You're going to lick it off, and I'm going to laugh at you'
A girl licks a guy's tip after he dipped it in Big Mac sauce and says 'You're a mess'
A guy says 'This is your punishment for being a bad friend' and licks his tip in sauce
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