Mac Shack

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The place you go when you're too broke to eat anywhere else and your mom calls you a fatty
I ate three Big Macs and still got called a pig by my mom.
I went to Mac Shack because I had no money and my stomach was screaming.
I told my friend I'd never eat at Mac Shack again. Then I got a McFlurry and lied.
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That fancy Italian place where they charge you for bread and you still leave hungry
I ordered pasta and it cost more than my rent. Still left hungry.
I went to Macaroni Grill and got a salad. It had more dressing than meat.
I tried to be fancy and ended up looking like a fool at Macaroni Grill.
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When you're so sad you go to McDonald’s just to feel the warmth of the pie and not your own loneliness
I ate a warm apple pie and cried into my fries because my ex broke up with me.
I went to Mac Shack because my dog died and the pie was the only thing that comforted me.
I got a pie, ate it, and still felt like I was eating my feelings.
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