Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the money you get when your life is a mess and the government laughs at you

My mom said I got a mac-sess because I failed algebra three times.

He called it a mac-sess like it was a curse.

I got my mac-sess and immediately bought candy and disrespect.

2

the government’s way of giving you money so you don’t burn down the neighborhood

My brother got a mac-sess and bought a whole pizza for the block.

She said the mac-sess was just a warning.

I got my mac-sess and decided to quit my job.

3

the money you get when you’re too lazy to work and too dumb to do anything else

My cousin got a mac-sess and spent it on a Xbox and snacks.

He said the mac-sess was just the universe giving him a break.

I got my mac-sess and went to sleep for a week.

4

the government’s way of saying, ‘we know you’re broke, so here’s some cash to shut you up’

My sister got her mac-sess and bought a new phone.

He said the mac-sess was the government’s way of apologizing.

I got my mac-sess and decided to live like a king for a day.

5

the money you get when you fail so hard, the government gives you cash to survive

My brother got a mac-sess after he failed his driving test ten times.

She said the mac-sess was the government’s way of saying, ‘we know you’re doomed.’

I got my mac-sess and immediately bought a new pair of shoes.

6

the money you get when you’re too broke to think and too lazy to work

I got my mac-sess and spent it all on a candy bar and a movie.

He got his mac-sess and bought a whole bag of chips.

She got her mac-sess and decided to take a nap instead of working.