mac screwed

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You buy a fancy Apple thing, then two days later, Apple drops a bigger, flashier version on you like it's a trap. You fall for it. A week later, they drop another one and you feel like an idiot.

I just bought the new MacBook, and now there's a MacBook Pro with more glitter and twice as much memory!

I paid full price for the iPhone 13, and now there's an iPhone 14 that looks like it was made by a fairy.

I bought the cheapest iPad, and now there's a luxury iPad that costs as much as my cousin's car.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

Apple gives you just enough to make you happy, then slaps you with a newer, fancier version like you’re a kid who just got a lollipop and then a whole candy bar.

I bought the 128GB iPhone, then Apple came out with the 256GB one, and I felt like I had been cheated.

I got the basic MacBook, and then there was the MacBook Air, and now I want the MacBook Pro.

I bought the cheapest Apple Watch, and now there's one that costs more than my Netflix subscription.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

You spend your hard-earned cash on Apple stuff, only to find out a week later that Apple made a better version, and it feels like they're laughing at you.

I dropped $1,000 on the new iPhone, and now there's a bigger, shinier version that costs more than my rent.

I bought the original AirPods, and now there's a new one that sounds like it was made by a robot.

I paid full price for the iMac, and now there's a newer iMac that’s like the original but with more glitter.

by Slangipedia 11h ago