Mac Schwarzenbach

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A guy who thinks he's the king of the world but can't even do a sit-up without crying like a baby.
Mac tried to do a bicep curl and screamed like he was being stabbed.
He challenged me to a push-up contest and quit after two.
He said he's a 'bodybuilder' but can't even lift a pizza box.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A meathead who thinks his gym shirt is a cape and his hair is a crown.
He walks into the gym like he just won the lottery and everyone else is broke.
He flexes in the mirror like it's a battle of the bulge.
He tried to flirt with the barbell and it rolled away.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who thinks he's in a movie but the only scene he's in is when he trips over his own ego.
He tried to do a cool pose but fell over like a sack of potatoes.
He thinks he's Jason Statham but he can't even run a mile.
He tried to do a movie intro and forgot his lines.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who thinks his muscles are made of gold and his brain is made of noodles.
He tried to lift a dumbbell and it looked like he was trying to move a mountain.
He said he eats protein like it's going out of style but still can't cook an egg.
He tried to do a squat and it looked like he was being tortured.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who thinks he's a superhero but the only thing he saves is his own ego.
He tried to save the day by lifting a couch and it collapsed under him.
He told everyone he's a 'human mountain' but he can't even climb stairs.
He thinks he's Batman but he can't even run fast enough to catch the bus.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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