Mac Salmon

I tried to order one and the cashier looked at me like I had three heads.

My kid asked for a Mac Salmon and I had to explain what a salmon is.

They don't even have a picture of a salmon on the menu.

I took a bite and it tasted like regret.

My friend said he would rather eat a shoe than a Mac Salmon.

I tried to take a picture of it and it looked like a crime scene.

I told my kid it was a Mac Salmon and he cried.

My coworker tried one and now he's on a diet.

I tried to buy one and the cashier called me a lunatic.