Mac Ripper

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A mac ripper is a huge load of weed from a pipe. It’s like smoking a whole bag in one go. You need a fire that could melt steel and lungs that could suck up a tornado. You hold it in like a champ and then cough so hard you think your lungs are gonna fall out.
I took a mac ripper and my brain felt like it was on fire. I still don’t know if I passed out or just forgot how to breathe.
My friend took a mac ripper and started laughing at nothing. He laughed so hard he cried.
I tried a mac ripper and my eyes went black. I thought I was gonna die. I wasn’t wrong.
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A mac ripper is like a giant hit of weed. It’s so big you might need a ladder to get it all in. You light it with a flame that could burn your face off and try to hold it in like you’ve got a death wish. Then you cough so hard you might throw up.
I took a mac ripper and my whole body shook like I had the flu. I still don’t know why I did it.
My buddy took a mac ripper and started talking to the ceiling. He said it was giving him advice.
I took a mac ripper and my eyes turned red. I looked like a monster.
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A mac ripper is a monster hit of weed. It’s like lighting a fire in your mouth and trying to swallow it. You hold it in for so long you think you’re gonna die. Then you cough so hard it sounds like a dragon is screaming.
I took a mac ripper and my brain turned to mush. I forgot my own name.
My cousin took a mac ripper and started dancing like no one was watching. He looked like a lunatic.
I took a mac ripper and my eyes felt like they were on fire. I thought I was gonna go blind.
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