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He's okay when he wants to be, but don't count on it. He's got a mind of his own and it's usually full of garbage.

He said he'd help me with my math homework. Then he went to sleep.

I asked him for a ride. He said 'sure' then texted me 10 minutes later asking why I hadn't texted him back.

He promised to show up to my birthday. He showed up 2 hours late and brought a pizza that was half gone.

He's a good guy, but sometimes he's a little bit crazy. Like, really crazy.

He told me he was going to be a superhero. Then he showed up in a cape and socks.

He said he was going to win the lottery. Then he spent all his money on candy.

He asked me to be his best friend. Then he forgot my name the next day.

He's decent, but he can be a bit of a pain in the ass when he feels like it.

He said he'd help me move. Then he dropped all my stuff on the floor.

He told me he was going to be on time. Then he showed up 45 minutes late.

He said he'd eat my lunch. Then he ate my whole sandwich and left me with a crumb.