Mac Nub

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the ultimate nub who plays like they've never heard of a game before
This guy died to a goblin in the first level, and he's been playing for 5 years.
She spent 2 hours trying to log in and still didn't know how to equip armor.
He tried to attack the boss with a wooden sword and failed twice.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
2
a mac who makes nubbery look like a science fair project
He used a fireball spell on a spider and got one hit.
He spent 30 minutes trying to open a door that was 10 feet away.
He tried to heal himself with a bandage and failed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
3
the worst of the worst, like a nub with a death wish and no brain
He ran into a boss and screamed like it was the end of the world.
He died 12 times in one match and still didn't know why.
He tried to fight a dragon with a pencil and got crushed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
4
a mac who plays like they're trying to win by accident
He accidentally logged in and spent 4 hours just standing there.
He used a teleport spell to go 5 feet forward and got stuck.
He tried to cast a spell but forgot how to breathe.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
5
a mac so bad they make the nubs look like pros
He used a sword that was smaller than his foot and lost.
He tried to attack the enemy and got hit by a rock.
He spent 20 minutes trying to find the main menu.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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