Mac Nazi

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A person who yells at you for using anything but a Mac like it's the end of the world and they're gonna send you to a concentration camp.

'You dare use Windows? I'll murder you in your sleep!', @MacNazi9000

My cousin got excommunicated from the Mac cult for using a Chromebook.

At the coffee shop, he screamed, 'This latte is weak! I demand a MacBook Pro espresso!'

A person who worships Apple computers so much they think they’re gods and everyone else is a sinner.

'I don’t just use Macs, I commune with them!', @MacNazi4Life

She refused to go to the movies because the theater had Windows laptops.

He tried to convert his dog to Mac by feeding it Apple products.

A person who would rather die than let a Windows user live and acts like they’re the last Mac in the world.

He cried when he found out his neighbor had a Windows laptop.

At the grocery store, he yelled, 'This cart is a Windows cart! I demand a MacBook cart!'

He got into a fist fight with a guy over which computer was better.