mac n' cheese

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The only thing that makes life worth living and makes your mom proud.
I eat mac n' cheese for breakfast lunch and dinner
My dad says it's the only food that's better than his second wife
I would marry mac n' cheese if it asked me to
2
What a juicy piece of meat sounds like when it's getting eaten by a fat kid.
That mac n' cheese was so good I almost cried
I could eat mac n' cheese every day for the rest of my life
My sister's face when I told her I was eating mac n' cheese
3
A fancy way of saying you're eating the best thing ever made by humans.
I just finished a whole tray of mac n' cheese and I'm still hungry
My mom makes the best mac n' cheese in the whole world
If I had to eat one thing for the rest of my life, it would be mac n' cheese
4
The sound of a kid yelling in a grocery store because they want more mac n' cheese.
I want mac n' cheese I want mac n' cheese I want mac n' cheese
Mom why can't I have mac n' cheese for dinner
I'm gonna cry if I don't get mac n' cheese
5
A guy's way of saying he got a free blow job because he's nice.
I got made for mac n' cheese
He made me for mac n' cheese
I got mac n' cheese made for me
6
Kids yelling in a video game like they're in a rap battle.
I'm gonna beat you in this game you fat piece of meat
You're so bad at this game I'm gonna cry
I'm the best gamer in the whole world and you're just a stupid kid
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When you're having sex and it's so good you're eating mac n' cheese in your head.
I was having sex and I was eating mac n' cheese
That was the best sex I ever had and I was eating mac n' cheese
I was eating mac n' cheese in my head while I was having sex
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