Mac mentality

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When you buy an Apple product and suddenly think everyone else is a baboon with a broken calculator. You call your iPhone a miracle and laugh at people who own anything else like it's a joke.
I got my new iPhone and now my cousin is a baboon with a broken calculator. I even laughed at him when he showed me his Android. It was a joke.
My friend bought a MacBook and now he thinks my laptop is a toaster. He said it's a disgrace.
I got my new iPhone and my mom is now a baboon with a broken calculator. I made her cry.
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When you only go after a girl who is already taken because you think you're the best and no one else is worth your time.
I saw her with her boyfriend and still went after her. I thought I was the best and he was just a background character.
He asked her out even though she was with someone else. He said I was the best and the other guy was just a sideshow.
She was with someone else but I still tried to get her. I said I was the best and the other guy was just a placeholder.
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