Mac Lover

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A total brain-dead moron who still lives at home and thinks they're cool because they can play a guitar badly. They use the same dumb excuses every time you try to make them do something real.
"I'm too tired to get a job, but I can still post 10 songs online."
"Why did you fail math again? Because I'm a Mac Lover."
"I don't need to move out. I'm a Mac Lover."
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A person who thinks they're awesome because they play a guitar and still live with their parents. They talk nonsense and use the same dumb lines over and over like a broken record.
"I'm not a failure. I'm a Mac Lover."
"I don't need to work. I'm a Mac Lover."
"I'm famous. I'm a Mac Lover."
3
A useless human being who can't do anything right and still lives at home. They think they're famous and use the same dumb excuses every time they mess up.
"I failed my test. I'm a Mac Lover."
"I got kicked out of my band. I'm a Mac Lover."
"I still live with my parents. I'm a Mac Lover."
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A person who thinks they're the best at everything even though they can't do anything. They live with their parents and use the same stupid lines every time someone tries to make them do something real.
"I'm not a failure. I'm a Mac Lover."
"I got fired again. I'm a Mac Lover."
"I still live with my parents. I'm a Mac Lover."
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A brain-dead, lazy, music-loving idiot who still lives with their parents and thinks they're special. They use the same dumb excuses every time they mess up or fail at life.
"I failed my math test. I'm a Mac Lover."
"I got kicked out of the band. I'm a Mac Lover."
"I still live with my parents. I'm a Mac Lover."
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