mac jones

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A guy who’s so good at football, he makes you look like a dog that can’t catch a frisbee.

Mac Jones is the reason I failed PE.

He’s like the human version of a supermodel.

I swear he can throw a football better than my mom can cook spaghetti.

That guy who pulls your leg like you’re a kid in a sock fight.

He grabbed my ankle like I was a kid who wouldn’t stop teasing him.

Mac Jones pulled my ankle so hard, I felt it in my toes.

He grabbed my ankle like I owed him money.

The best QB the Patriots ever had and the guy your wife thinks about when she’s getting a massage.

He’s the reason my wife is cheating on me with a football.

Mac Jones is the only man who can make my wife think about sex during a massage.

He’s so good, my wife’s thinking about him during her yoga class.