Mac Jealousy

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When someone with a Mac gets so mad because you have a better gadget they can't even breathe.

My iPhone is faster than your Mac. You're just a sad little possum.

Your laptop crashed. Mine has been running since the dinosaurs.

I have a phone that takes pictures better than your Mac. You're literally a background process.

The hate a Mac user feels when someone else has a cooler gadget and they’re too proud to admit it.

Your phone is nice. But I have a Mac. That’s like comparing a toaster to a rocket.

I can do more on my Mac than you can in a month. And you still complain about your computer.

You have a phone. I have a Mac. You're just a footnote in my story.

The rage of a Mac user who thinks their device is the best and gets annoyed when someone else has something better.

I have a Mac. You have a phone. That’s like comparing a supercar to a bicycle.

Your phone is cool. But my Mac is the coolness of coolness.

You’re just a phone. I’m a Mac. You can’t even run a basic app without crying.