Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Snatching a MacBook right from some schmuck's hands when they're too busy texting their ex.

I grabbed her laptop when she was texting her crush.

He got caught stealing a MacBook in the library.

She took the MacBook while he was eating a sandwich.

2

A Mac user who thinks they're the king of the world, but can't even fix a Wi-Fi connection.

He calls himself a tech god, but can't even connect to the internet.

She thinks she's a genius because she uses a MacBook.

He's so proud of his Mac that he refuses to use a Windows computer.

3

Putting Jack Daniels in cheese sauce instead of milk because you're too cheap for real cheese.

He mixed whiskey into his mac and cheese because he was broke.

She poured Jack Daniels into the sauce and called it 'cheesy.'

He drank the cheese sauce and called it 'dinner.'

4

A MacBook used only for watching porn and doing things that should be private.

He only uses his laptop for watching videos of cats and porn.

His MacBook is just for watching movies and cheating on his wife.

She uses her MacBook to watch videos and take selfies.

5

Grabbing the woman's vagina, spreading her cheeks, and squirting on her butt like it's a fire hydrant.

He pulled out her vagina and shot on her butt like a water gun.

She had her cheeks spread and got sprayed like it was a party.

He used her butt as a target and fired like a machine gun.

6

Getting a hand job while eating mac and cheese like it's a fancy dinner.

He was eating mac and cheese and getting a hand job at the same time.

She got a hand job while eating her mac and cheese like it was a movie.

He had his hand job and mac and cheese like it was a feast.

7

Masturbating into a bowl of mac and cheese like it's the last meal on Earth.

He put his whole hand in the mac and cheese and shot everywhere.

She used the mac and cheese as a receptacle for her pleasure.

He got so excited he ate the whole bowl after.