Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sad sack trying to sound cool when they're just being plain old awkward.

Hey, I was just flirting, not being a total dweeb.

I mean, I was trying to be smooth, not a total mess.

Flirting is hard, okay? I’m not a total idiot.

2

When someone acts like they're the king of the hill but they're just a sad, sweaty loser.

I was totally flirting, not being a sweaty loser.

I was trying to be cool, not a total loser.

I was trying to flirt, not being a sweaty, sad loser.

3

A total mess trying to act like they're the life of the party but they're just being a total dweeb.

I was trying to flirt, not being a total dweeb.

I was the life of the party, not a total mess.

I was trying to be cool, not a total dweeb.

4

When someone tries to be a total legend but they're just being a sad, sweaty loser.

I was trying to be a total legend, not a sweaty loser.

I was trying to be cool, not a total mess.

I was trying to flirt, not a sweaty, sad loser.

5

A loser trying to sound cool but they're just being a total dweeb.

I was trying to be cool, not a total dweeb.

I was trying to flirt, not being a loser.

I was just trying to be cool, not a total mess.

6

A sweaty, sad loser trying to act like they're the life of the party but they're just being a total mess.

I was the life of the party, not a sweaty, sad loser.

I was trying to be cool, not a total mess.

I was just trying to be a legend, not a sweaty, sad loser.