Mac Hall

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Mac Hall is a giant student prison where you live if you're too dumb to pass a test or too lazy to study.
My roommate turned Mac Hall into a full-time job last week. He cried in the shower and screamed at a vending machine.
I moved into Mac Hall and now I live with a man who thinks pizza is a food group.
My roommate’s Mac Hall breakdown was so bad, the janitor called the cops.
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Mac Hall is when your brain turns to mush and you start yelling at your coffee like it wronged you.
I had a Mac Hall in the library. I screamed at my textbook and threw a pencil at a kid who was eating chips.
During my Mac Hall, I convinced my roommate that the ceiling was trying to murder me.
I had a full-on Mac Hall in the middle of class. I yelled, ‘I hate this class,’ and then sat down and cried.
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To have a Mac Hall is to go nuts and kick your leg like you're fighting a ghost while everyone stares at you.
My roommate had a Mac Hall in the dorm. He kicked his leg so hard, the door flew open and a rat ran out.
I had a Mac Hall in the middle of the night. I kicked my leg, screamed at the wall, and then fell asleep on the floor.
During my Mac Hall, I kicked my leg so hard, I woke up my neighbor and he thought I was having a seizure.
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