Mac-ginity

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The holy rage of never touching an apple product, even if it means dying with a Samsung in your hand.

I’d rather get hit by a bus than use an iPhone.

My mom got an iPad and I cried like a baby.

I threw my Apple Watch in the trash and it screamed.

When you refuse to own an apple product so bad, your friends think you're a lost cause.

My friend got an iPhone and I said, 'You’re doomed.'

I told my cousin not to buy an iPad, and he bought it anyway.

I called my brother a traitor for getting an Apple Watch.

The sacred vow of never letting an apple product touch your soul, even if it means burning your house down.

I would burn my house down before I let an iPhone in my house.

I got so mad at my sister for getting an iPad, I threw a chair.

I yelled at my dad for buying an Apple Watch, and he yelled back.