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A smelly guy who hangs out near working mens clubs, promising free boat rides and rough sex for a price you’ll regret.
He stood outside the club like a bad smell, shouting, 'Wanna get fucked on a boat? I’ll take your money and your dignity.'
He asked me for a fiver for a boat ride, then tried to grab my arm and say 'rough sex' like it was a job interview.
He was wearing the same shirt for a week and still expected me to take his boat ride offer.