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You come home in the morning after ditching your girlfriend and there’s a big breakfast waiting for you and another girl who’s probably better than your old one.

I came home after bailing on my girlfriend and there was waffles and bacon and another girl in my kitchen. I died a little inside.

Left my ex at 2 AM to grab a snack and came home to find her and her friend eating breakfast. I felt like a total idiot.

Ditched my girl for a pizza run and came home to find her and her bestie having a full-on breakfast. I wanted to punch my self.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You come home after hawking candy all day and there’s your ex and some random girl who just showed up and they made you breakfast like you were royalty.

I sold candy all day and came home to find my ex and some random girl eating breakfast. They didn’t even ask me to join.

After a long day of selling candy, I walked in to find my ex and her friend having breakfast like they’d been planning it all day.

I came home after a candy sale and there was my ex and a new girl with a plate full of food. I felt like a total loser.

by Slangipedia 8d ago