Mac evoy

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A tiny, smelly, annoying kid who thinks he's a cool wizard. He talks like a broken robot and smells like old socks and gym socks. He lives in a dirty hut and sleeps on a brick like it's a throne.
Mac Evoy just walked into my lunch. He said, 'I am the master of the lunch table.' I said, 'You’re the master of bad decisions.'
He tried to use the force on my snack. It didn’t work. He cried.
He farts so loud, the birds flew away. I took a picture. It went viral.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A weird little dude who thinks he's cool because he wears a dirty robe. He smells like a sweaty sock and talks like he's from another planet. He lives in a smelly hut and chokes on air like it's a bad habit.
He tried to choke me with air. I laughed so hard, I spilled my juice. He cried.
He said, 'The force is with me.' I said, 'No, it's with the trash can.'
He farts in the middle of a math test. The teacher gave him a D.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A smelly, tiny, annoying kid who thinks he's a wizard. He lives in a hut and sleeps on a brick. He smells like a gym sock and farts so loud, the neighbors ran away. He talks like he's from a cartoon.
He farts during my presentation. I said, 'That’s the worst presentation ever.' He said, 'That’s the worst fart ever.'
He tried to use the force on my pencil. It broke. He cried.
He told me, 'I am the master of the universe.' I said, 'You’re the master of bad smells.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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