Mac-Dyl's Law

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When you sit there like a fat kid in math class and waste time by staring at people's Facebook posts instead of doing your homework. Total disaster.

I spent 45 minutes watching my ex's cat post selfies. I failed my math test.

I messaged my crush 12 times while ignoring my science homework. Big mistake.

I watched my mom's ex post a video of his dog doing tricks. I got a zero.

You're so lazy you don't even try to study. You just sit there and scroll Facebook like it's your job. Pathetic.

I scrolled Facebook for two hours. My brain is now a zombie.

I watched my cousin's live stream of his lunch. I got a D.

I messaged my friend 20 times. I didn't even do my essay.

You're too dumb to study. You just stare at people's Facebook posts like they're your new best friends. Ridiculous.

I watched my teacher's ex post a picture of her dog. I got a C.

I replied to a comment on my uncle's post. I didn't even do my history work.

I stared at my crush's story for an hour. I forgot about my test.

You're so distracted you can't even think about homework. You're just lost in the world of Facebook. A complete waste.

I watched my neighbor's live stream of his cat. I didn't do my math homework.

I commented on my cousin's post 15 times. I got a F.

I stared at my crush's profile picture for 30 minutes. I forgot my test.

You ignore your work and just look at Facebook like it's the only thing that matters. A total failure.

I spent an hour watching my friend's story. I got a D.

I messaged my crush 10 times. I didn't even study.

I replied to a comment on my mom's post. I failed my test.