Mac Diet

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A diet where you only eat greasy junk food and hope you don't die before your next meal.

I ate 5 burgers and a milkshake for breakfast. I'm gonna be a fat zombie by 3.

My doctor said I have a 50% chance of dying from this diet. I'm taking my chances.

I skipped dinner to eat pizza for lunch. My stomach is screaming for mercy.

When you run out of syrup and decide to dump eggs on your waffle like it's a crime scene.

My waffle looked like a breakfast murder scene. I added eggs and called it art.

I had no syrup, so I topped my waffle with eggs. My mom called me a breakfast monster.

I messed up my waffle with eggs. My friends laughed so hard they cried.

A college kid’s way of eating like they’re paying for it with their life and their parents’ money.

I ate waffles, eggos, and bagels for 3 days straight. My brain is now a bagel.

I drank Kool-Aid and ate frozen pizza. My roommate said I looked like a weirdo.

I smoked weed and ate yogurt. My mom called me a lazy hippie.