Mac-Card

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A special card only rich and famous people like Adam Morrison, Kat Williams, LeBron James, E-40, Greg Oden, and Joel Przybilla use to get a hoe to do the nasty with them
DM: 'I got a Mac-Card. You know what that means.'
Text: 'He showed me his Mac-Card. I felt like I was in the middle of a flex.'
Tweet: 'Mac-Card is just a fancy way of saying 'I’m getting a free lay.'
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A magical card that lets Adam Morrison, Kat Williams, LeBron James, E-40, Greg Oden, and Joel Przybilla charm a hoe into doing the deed
Text: 'I saw him flash his Mac-Card. She was gone.'
Tweet: 'Mac-Card = instant lay. No questions asked.'
DM: 'You don’t know what you’re missing. You need a Mac-Card.'
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A holy card used by Adam Morrison, Kat Williams, LeBron James, E-40, Greg Oden, and Joel Przybilla to get a hoe to take it
Text: 'He showed me his holy Mac-Card. I knew I was doomed.'
Tweet: 'Mac-Card is the original holy grail of hoes.'
DM: 'I got a holy Mac-Card. You better pray for me.'
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A VIP card only Adam Morrison, Kat Williams, LeBron James, E-40, Greg Oden, and Joel Przybilla have to get a hoe to do the deed
Text: 'He flashed his VIP Mac-Card. She had no choice.'
Tweet: 'VIP Mac-Card = automatic lay. No brainer.'
DM: 'You don’t have a VIP Mac-Card. You’re stuck with me.'
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A card Adam Morrison, Kat Williams, LeBron James, E-40, Greg Oden, and Joel Przybilla use to get a hoe to take it like a champ
Text: 'He showed me his card. I knew I was going down.'
Tweet: 'Mac-Card = no struggle. Just a free lay.'
DM: 'You need a Mac-Card. You’re not getting a free lay.'
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A card Adam Morrison, Kat Williams, LeBron James, E-40, Greg Oden, and Joel Przybilla use to get a hoe to do the deed without asking
Text: 'He flashed his card. No questions asked.'
Tweet: 'Mac-Card = no begging. Just a free lay.'
DM: 'You don’t have a card. You have to beg for a lay.'
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