Mac Asshole

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self-important Mac users who think their fancy computers are better than everyone else's. They act like they're the chosen ones.

I bought a Mac because I'm cool. You're just stuck with Windows forever.

I don't need a PC. My Mac is perfect. You're just a sad loser.

I use a Mac. You use a PC. That's why I'm rich and you're broke.

Mac users who think they're better than everyone else just because they have a shiny laptop.

I paid $2000 for my Mac. You paid $500 for your PC. You're a failure.

My Mac is perfect. Your PC is broken. You're a waste of space.

I use a Mac. You use a PC. That's why I'm smart and you're dumb.

Mac users who think they're the best because they have a computer that costs more than your rent.

My Mac is $3000. Your PC is $300. You're a poor, sad person.

I use a Mac. You use a PC. That's why I'm cool and you're not.

I paid for my Mac with my first paycheck. You paid for your PC with your last paycheck.

Mac users who think they're better than everyone else just because they can afford a fancy computer.

I use a Mac. You use a PC. That's why I'm a boss and you're a nobody.

My Mac is $2000. Your PC is $200. You're just a broke loser.

I use a Mac. You use a PC. That's why I'm rich and you're broke.

Mac users who think they're the best because their computer is fancy and they can afford it.

My Mac is $1500. Your PC is $150. You're a broke loser.

I use a Mac. You use a PC. That's why I'm cool and you're not.

I paid for my Mac with my first paycheck. You paid for your PC with your last paycheck.

Mac users who think they're better than everyone else because they have a fancy computer and they know it.

I use a Mac. You use a PC. That's why I'm rich and you're broke.

My Mac is $2000. Your PC is $200. You're a broke loser.

I use a Mac. You use a PC. That's why I'm cool and you're not.